January 2011
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At Work This Happened:
I saw someone get fishhooked and eye gauged at the same time. Brutal.
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At Work This Happened:
I stood and chatted to Rory for half an hour. No one suspected I was doing nothing because I was holding a roll of sellotape the entire time. When my supervisor got from break, she thanked me for helping him out.
I found a book called ‘Ron Jeremy: The Hardest Working Man in Hollywood’. We stock this book.
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At Work This Happened:
A lady got super snippy thinking that I had short changed her when in fact she was holding the five pound note in the hand that she was pointing at me accusingly with. She did not like to be corrected. I enjoyed correcting her.
A kid wanted sweets, it’s mother said no, all in English. The kid proceeded to throw a hissy fit in German. It was awesome.
Guardian Man was in line, we always...
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“I breathe your name on every exhalation.”
– Caden Cotard (Philip Seymour Hoffman)
Synecdoche, New York
(via movie-lines)
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Rules to Success in London.
1) Get a spare sofa for Ryan to sleep on. If I have a spare sofa, then it means I won’t be sleeping on one myself. Bed = Success.
Oh hey, today is kind of depressing. It’s two months since I got back from Canada.
I have fallen prey to the PR bullshit! Don’t tell Ben Goldacre.
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“In the summer weather we’ll put sunscreen on together, I would not want...”
– All Yr Songs - Diamond Rings.
Adorbz of the Day.
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“Let me know how you enjoy the Ann Summers party next week. But not too much.”
– My mother. She has her moments.
(This is Ann Summers, if you didn’t know)
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At Work This Happened:
Before the store was even open, a middle-aged lady was waiting outside. I arrive for my shift, knocking on the door so my supervisor could let me in. Lady is snarky. Lady shouts at my supervisor and tries to push her way through behind me, despite being told we’ll be open at 9am, which is like three minutes away. Lady yells and shoves my supervisor, who then locks the door in the...
“Is there anything, apart from a really good chocolate cream pie and receiving a...”
– Bill Bryson (via thresca)
This.
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On Sibling Closeness.
Me and my sister aren’t close. I feel sad about that tonight. When this happened last week, it was like ‘do you seriously not know why I keep going to London? Because I’ve definitely mentioned it before and you called him Geoffrey and it was weird for reasons on several levels you’ll never know about’. And tonight she was watching me type my letters project out...