December 2009
24 posts
99 Problems (18th Century Remix)
dickiemint:
The Yeare is 1784 and in mine carriage TRUNKE is Rawe
In my polished Brasse mirror is the CONSTABULARY Lawe
I have two alternatives, let off my HORSES or,
Put my REIGNS to the BEASTES and BOOTS to the Floore
However, I wish to begin no Chase with JAYE
Verily I have several GUINEAS and canne FIGHT the Case
So I pull my carriage over to the SIDE of the ROADE
And I did hear
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I can't tell if this is a joke... →
I didn’t get to the end, it felt like it would go on forever. I can’t figure out whether it’s real or a parody of itself…
“My advice, as a Christian priest, is to shoplift.”
– Father Jones, a priest from North Yorkshire.
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“Temperatures could fall as low as minus four, forecasters say”
– BBC England.
I take your -4, Surrey, and eat it with tomorrow’s max temperature of -11.
Totally jealous of the snow though, obv.
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“The fact that women make less money than men cannot by itself be evidence that...”
– www.psychologytoday.com
Normally I don’t care for this kind of thing at all, but this quote made me chuckle. I sure do like shoes! I have six pairs, more than my two male roomies combined!
“Sod buying Rage Against the Machine. Only way to register X-Factor unease is to...”
– Charlie Brooker
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Octopus Prepares For World Domination! →
Now I Have a Job... Update.
Today I went into shops and saw how expensive everything is compared to what my (minimum) wage is. So instead of the massive list of nice things, I’m going to buy Tostito scoops and a moderately-sized jar of salsa. I’m still very excited about this.
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Now I Have a Job...
… I will be earning money.
I will get paid in two weeks, so in two weeks I can buy things!! Here is a run down of what I am excited to buy:
More weeks at the hostel.
The green pumps with the bow on that I walk past all the time and really want.
Adorable brogues.
Art supplies.
Coffee and cake at the Moonbean Cafe.
‘Fancy panties’ from Honest Ed’s
Brightly coloured...
